Spacious Accommodation: Holy Smokes in Townsend offers a spacious holiday home with two bedrooms and two bathrooms. The living room provides ample space for relaxation.
Modern Amenities: Guests enjoy free WiFi, air-conditioning, a washing machine, and a fully equipped kitchen with a fireplace. Additional amenities include a barbecue, outdoor dining area, and a variety of appliances.
Convenient Location: Located 32 km from McGhee Tyson Airport, Holy Smokes is close to attractions such as The Grand Majestic Theater and Country Tonite Theatre, each 32 km away. Dollywood is 35 km from the property.
“Warm, cozy and friendly environment. Exactly the rustic style we were looking for with all the comforts of home. Dog friendly was a HUGE plus for us.”
Quality rating
Booking.com rated the quality of this property as 4 out of 5 based on factors such as facilities, size, location and services provided.
Managed by Smoky Cabins Vacation Rentals
Company review score: 9.2Based on 36 reviews from 43 properties
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Property information
**Welcome to Holy Smokes – A Cozy Mountain Retreat!**
Located at the **owner’s entrance to Laurel Valley**, **Holy Smokes** offers easy access with **concrete roads** suitable for all vehicles, including motorcycles. **Parking for up to 6 vehicles** is available, but **trailers are not allowed.**
🏡 **Cabin Features:**
✔ **Open-concept living area** with high ceilings, big-screen TV & **gas fireplace**
✔ **Fully equipped kitchen & dining area** for home-cooked meals
✔ **2 Bedrooms:**
- **Master Bedroom:** Queen bed (lifted, may be difficult for some), ensuite bath with tub/shower
- **Bunk Room:** Full bed with TV & enclosed twin bunk—great for kids!
✔ **2nd full bathroom** off the living area
🌿 **Outdoor Amenities:**
✔ **Large deck with dining area & park grill** for cookouts
✔ **Outdoor fire pit** for roasting marshmallows
✔ **Fenced-in yard**—great for kids & pets!
✔ **Small creek & trail behind the cabin** for kids to explore
🏊 **Includes access to Wild Laurel's seasonal pool & year-round fitness center!**
🐾 **Pet-friendly with approval.** Contact us for details. **Book today!**
Property surroundings
House rules
Holy Smokes takes special requests - add in the next step!
Check-in
From 15:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
Until 10:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
Children and beds
Child policies
Children of any age are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.
Age restriction
The minimum age for check-in is 21
Payments by Booking.com
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Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.
Parties
Parties/events are not allowed
Quiet hours
Guests must be quiet between 22:00 and 08:00.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.
The fine print
Need-to-know information for guests at this property
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
In the event of an early departure, the property will charge you the full amount for your stay.
This property will not accommodate hen, stag or similar parties.
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